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		<title>Ice is back with a brand new invention</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2011/06/23/ice-is-back-with-a-brand-new-invention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright Stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is selling real estate down in Florida (A1A Beachfront Avenue!) and he&#8217;s going to give you tips on how to invest, renovate &#038; wax chumps like candles. Word to your mother.
http://www.vanillaicerealestate.com/
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		<title>What not to say in RE Marketing</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2011/04/12/what-not-to-say-in-re-marketing/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2011/04/12/what-not-to-say-in-re-marketing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 19:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/?p=59</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, there&#8217;s this long list of stuff you *can&#8217;t* say or you&#8217;ll violate fair housing laws.  Most people know the obvious ones (ie: married couples only, no whites, etc.) but there&#8217;s apparently a bunch of other, less clear, descriptions that you can&#8217;t use either.
Here&#8217;s a few on the list:  Traditional Neighborhood, Country Club, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buying a home soon?  Don&#8217;t get pregnant.</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/07/20/buying-a-home-soon-dont-get-pregnant/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/07/20/buying-a-home-soon-dont-get-pregnant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lenders are starting to decline mortgages to women who are on maternity leave because their income has temporarily dropped.  If you plan on staying home for a month or two on maternity (or paternity) leave, it&#8217;d probably be best if you bought (or refinanced) your house prior to your delivery or after you return [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HOA is checking your dogs poo</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/05/20/hoa-is-checking-your-dogs-poo/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/05/20/hoa-is-checking-your-dogs-poo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 23:41:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[HOA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/?p=53</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, you can&#8217;t say the high fees are for nothing.  An HOA in Baltimore is taking DNA samples from every residents pets (saliva or poop) and will attempt to match it with the dog poo found in the neighborhood.  If they get a match, you owe a $500 fine.  Even if you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The First Rule of Fight Club Is &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/05/03/the-first-rule-of-fight-club-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 12:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[real estate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t the HOA find out about Fight Club.

A Frisco HOA has told homeowners that they can&#8217;t have backyard boxing matches in their neighborhood.  Not that I really care but it&#8217;d be nice if you could decide what your family and friends can do in your own back yard.  Oh well.

Check the link for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Developers aim to attach transfer fee to homes</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/04/27/38/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:41:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Developers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economy; Texas Real Estate Market]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HOA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[real estate]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/?p=38</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The San Antonio Express reports that Developers now putting &#8220;transfer fees&#8221; into deed restrictions on property they develop.  Basically, they&#8217;re imposing a fee (typically 1% of sales price) that is automatically paid to them every single time the property is sold.  It&#8217;s like a perpetual money machine.

States are looking into ways to ban [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DFW foreclosures by HOAs are up</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/04/22/dfw-foreclosures-by-hoas-are-up/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/04/22/dfw-foreclosures-by-hoas-are-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/?p=35</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In case you weren&#8217;t aware, Home Owners Associations (HOAs) have near limitless power over those who live in their subdivision.  Recently, many of the HOAs in the Dallas area have been foreclosing on the owners for not paying their quarterly dues or the fines they received for not maintaining their property to whatever standards [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BofA Forecloses on Wrong House &#8230; Again</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/03/09/bofa-forecloses-on-wrong-house-again/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/03/09/bofa-forecloses-on-wrong-house-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/?p=29</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At least it was a different house this time.  However, they did take a parrot hostage and hold it in an remote/unspecified location over 3 hours away.

Like most of these events, Band of America trashed her house and didn&#8217;t want to make things right.  However, in unprecedented irony for a shady bill collector, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>B of A Forecloses on Wrong House</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/03/09/b-of-a-forecloses-on-wrong-house/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/03/09/b-of-a-forecloses-on-wrong-house/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bank of America entered a Floridian couples house, changed the locks and took out a lot of their possessions.  They also caused substantial damage to the property and significant monetary loss.  To make matters worse, the owners had paid cash for the home.  There wasn&#8217;t even a lien on it.
We’d like to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Owner Bulldozes Home Prior to Foreclosure</title>
		<link>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/02/21/owner-bulldozes-home-prior-to-foreclosure/</link>
		<comments>http://dentonrealestate.com/web_log/2010/02/21/owner-bulldozes-home-prior-to-foreclosure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t try this at home.  Apparently some genius who was getting foreclosed on thought they&#8217;d one-up the bank by bulldozing the house that the bank was trying to take back.  Obviously this falls into the &#8220;insanely stupid&#8221; category and it&#8217;s probably criminal as well.  
His plan was to &#8220;teach the bank a [...]]]></description>
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